PREFACE

PART I: INTERNET DATES FROM HELL

Chapter 1: Talk on the Phone at Least Once Before Meeting

Chapter 2: Ask for a Recent Photo

Chapter 3: Don't Meet Your Date in a Foreign Country

Chapter 4: Don't Fall for Someone Just For Their Accent

Chapter 5: Don't Waste Too Much Time on the First Phone Call

Chapter 6: Always Plan Your First Meeting to be 45 Minutes or Less

Chapter 7: If He Still Lives at Home With His Parents, Don't Bother

Chapter 8: If You Can't Stand His Voice on the Phone, It Only Gets Worse In Person

Chapter 9: Watch Out for Pathological Liars

Chapter 10: If Your Date Obsesses Over a Body Part, Chances Are He Has a Fetish

Chapter 11: If Your Date is Flashy and/or Pretentious, Chances Are He is Hunting for a Trophy

Chapter 12: If Something Smells Fishy, It Usually Is

Chapter 13: If It Looks too Good to be True, It Usually Is

Chapter 14: Be Wary of Someone too Eager to Travel a Great Distance Right Away

Chapter 15: Don't Date Someone who has Never Been in a Prior Relationship

Chapter 16: Pay Attention to Red Flags

Chapter 17: Long Hair Doesn't Always = GAP Model

Chapter 18: Don't Date Someone Who Lives at Work

Chapter 19: Don't Date a Biter

Chapter 20: Finally, an Internet Date from Heaven!

PART II: HOPE PREVAILS

Chapter 21: Recognize Someone who Possesses Important Qualities

PART III: POSTING AN OUTSTANDING PERSONAL AD
Do's And Don'ts on Placing Personal Ads

PART IV: JUST FOR LAUGHS
A Sample of Responses
In Closing
Acknowledgements
About the Author